I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 Melbourne International Airport, when this Chinese bloke comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those Martial Arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says, "No,.. why the fluck you ask me that? ...Is it because I Chinese?".....?
"No", I said,......It's because you're drinking my beer,...youuuu little crrunt!".......
Hoo Roo.
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