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C.R.A.F.T
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Woody n Sue
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Doctors examination
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As the doctor began his examination of an elderly slightly deaf patient he placed his stethoscope on her chest he instructed "big breaths " "yes they us to be" she remorsfully replied
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Be aware of wax jobs ..
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Aus-Kiwi
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You Remind Me of My Son...
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Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. Pardon me, she said. Im sorry if Ive been staring, but you look just like my son who died recently. Im sorry for your loss, the...
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Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid
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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "...
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Religious joke
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And the Lord said to Jacob "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Jacob came fifth and got a toaster.
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Dreamweaver
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbours feared him. The old ma...
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aussie_paul
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Thar she blows
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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland? One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized...
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kiwijims
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My Long Search for my Ideal Job...
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My Long Search for my Ideal Job 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it mainly be...
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aussie_paul
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Wet floor
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A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." [url]http://clubadventist.com/forum...
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dorian
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Bill shorten well probably any of our so called leaders really
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METHINKS THIS HAS BEEN ADAPTED TO COVER OUR PAST 4 X LEADERS, HOWEVER, WHY NOT AGAIN ! Bill Shorten walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller r...
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Woody n Sue
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THERE AR TIMES WHEN>
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justcruisin01
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Seenager
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SEENAGER I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars. The pe...
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astroid60
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Free Entry
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There was an Englishman, A Scotsman & an Irishman who all wanted to attend the Olympic Games but had no money for a ticket. The Englishman had an idea & he picked up a long pole he saw lying on the ground, tucked it under his arm & walked up to the gate & said, "Gibson, England, pole v...
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kandagal
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What do you do in a 4 horse race ? Tell a joke .. Good ole NZ - Aussie banter ..
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/racing/72356960/new-zealand-racing-commentator-takes-pop-at-wallabies-while-calling-race
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Aus-Kiwi
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A telephone call to the vet.
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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. ... However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds...
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Possum3
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Sheepish
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-- Edited by rockylizard on Wednesday 23rd of September 2015 11:26:41 AM
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rockylizard
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What I want in a man
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What I Want In A Man! Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car d...
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spida
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Complete or finished what's the difference
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Woody n Sue
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Tweet of the week
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Winner of Chicago Tribune's best tweet of the week:"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby."
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Yarra
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