Default A guy goes into the confessional box after years

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.

He hears a priest come in. Father, forgive me for its been a very long time since Ive been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be. The priest replies, Get out, you idiot. Youre on my side!