Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...

Possum3 · Possum3

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Hendo · Hendo

-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Craig1 · Craig1

The teacher said ,attached i hope

Yarra · Yarra

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...

oldphartz · oldphartz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...

Woody2 · Woody2

Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...

Moorey · Moorey

I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey

Magnarc · Magnarc

The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...

Yarra · Yarra

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...

Yarra · Yarra

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp."What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Con...

Craig1 · Craig1

What's three foot long and buggers a chook??? an axe

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	"Fallen Angels!" (Preview) Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...	Possum3	0	862	07:19 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Fifi. (Preview) The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...	Possum3	3	901	09:06 PM Jan 21, 2017 by grahos
	I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!.... (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...	Goldfinger	0	749	04:54 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Indiscretion . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	874	12:53 PM Jan 15, 2017 by rgren2
	Romantic is economical .. Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	802	11:25 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	Scottish Cop (Preview) -----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...	Hendo	2	889	05:34 PM Jan 15, 2017 by grahos
	Some good advice (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	759	11:15 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	The teacher said (Preview) The teacher said ,attached i hope	Craig1	2	932	07:37 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Old Robert (Preview) Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...	Yarra	2	1051	12:02 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Bryan
	An old ID ticket. (Preview)	oldphartz	0	867	01:24 AM Jan 13, 2017 by oldphartz
	Doctor's visit (Preview) The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...	aussie_paul	1	879	08:27 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Political joke.. (Preview) read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...	aussie_paul	5	1024	08:37 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Man thing! (Preview) Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...	Woody2	0	779	10:51 AM Jan 12, 2017 by Woody2
	After the Wedding night concerns (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	854	04:37 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch.............. (Preview) A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...	aussie_paul	1	787	06:55 PM Jan 12, 2017 by Baggie
	The Diet (Preview) I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey	Moorey	0	805	06:18 PM Jan 10, 2017 by Moorey
	The Dairy farmer/ (Preview) The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...	Magnarc	0	883	02:32 PM Jan 9, 2017 by Magnarc
	The Irish Sinner (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...	Yarra	0	752	08:34 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Yarra
	Ring (Preview) Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp."What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Con...	Yarra	1	785	08:35 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	what buggers a chook (Preview) What's three foot long and buggers a chook??? an axe	Craig1	2	1104	12:54 AM Jan 7, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
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