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"Fallen Angels!"
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...
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Fifi.
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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...
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I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!....
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...
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Goldfinger
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Indiscretion .
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Aus-Kiwi
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Romantic is economical .. Lol
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Scottish Cop
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-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...
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Hendo
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Some good advice
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Woody n Sue
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The teacher said
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The teacher said ,attached i hope
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Old Robert
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Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...
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An old ID ticket.
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oldphartz
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Doctor's visit
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The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...
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Political joke..
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read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...
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Man thing!
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Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...
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After the Wedding night concerns
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Woody n Sue
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New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch..............
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...
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The Diet
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I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey
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The Dairy farmer/
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The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...
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Magnarc
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The Irish Sinner
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...
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Yarra
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Ring
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp."What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Con...
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Yarra
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what buggers a chook
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What's three foot long and buggers a chook??? an axe
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