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Old folks home.


The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. 
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. 

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.  Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired, "How much for a season ticket?



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