Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...

Yarra · Yarra

A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....

Yarra · Yarra

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...

graeme c · graeme c

Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap

Joker · Joker

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

Phillipn · Phillipn

goldfinger · goldfinger

Phillipn · Phillipn

Phillipn · Phillipn

goldfinger · goldfinger

Possibly the High Jump?.....Hoo Roo

goldfinger · goldfinger

goldfinger · goldfinger

I think Trump may be more pragmatic than given credit for.... Historical Fact: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago .....and they still don't have any Mexicans...... Hoo Roo

Woody2 · Woody2

God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...

kiwijims · kiwijims

http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6

Joker · Joker

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year. The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Joker · Joker

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers alwaysfall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd stillbe in the boat."

Woody2 · Woody2

To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn...... Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!

goldfinger · goldfinger

An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...

goldfinger · goldfinger

A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Risky Undertaking (Preview) Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100. The Americ...	Yarra	0	766	08:07 AM Jul 24, 2016 by Yarra
	A Scotsman (Preview) A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game.The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"The next batter hits a single.The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"....	Yarra	0	903	09:18 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Yarra
	More Blonde Jokes (Preview) An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voi...	Yarra	0	693	09:09 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Yarra
	scan (Preview) Have you had your scan today Senior Citizen Afternoon Nap	graeme c	1	862	06:00 PM Jul 23, 2016 by grahos
	5th Blonde Male Joke (You want more!!!... Nnaaaaa. REALLY) (Preview) Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them toa police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."	Joker	0	701	02:04 PM Jul 23, 2016 by Joker
	Knickers (Preview)	Phillipn	0	879	10:25 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	Presidential Interns... (Preview)	goldfinger	0	724	10:20 AM Jul 23, 2016 by goldfinger
	Seperate Holidays (Preview)	Phillipn	0	760	10:19 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	How True (Preview)	Phillipn	0	773	09:15 AM Jul 23, 2016 by Phillipn
	Alright!....Off with my Head!...has 'F' word.. (Preview) Possibly the High Jump?.....Hoo Roo	goldfinger	0	704	10:56 PM Jul 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	Get a little dog, they said... (Preview)	goldfinger	0	675	10:50 PM Jul 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	Historical Fact... (Preview) I think Trump may be more pragmatic than given credit for.... Historical Fact: Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2000 years ago .....and they still don't have any Mexicans...... Hoo Roo	goldfinger	0	746	10:46 PM Jul 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	God's plan for aging (Preview) God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...	Woody2	0	870	07:01 PM Jul 21, 2016 by Woody2
	The Old Ladies Song (Preview) http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6	kiwijims	1	961	05:49 PM Jul 21, 2016 by Felicia
	4th Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. I get it, you want some more... here is the next one!) (Preview) A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year. The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."	Joker	0	690	06:14 PM Jul 20, 2016 by Joker
	3rd Blond Male Joke ( you sure you want some more... of course you do!!!) (Preview) An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers alwaysfall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd stillbe in the boat."	Joker	4	987	11:27 PM Jul 19, 2016 by tonyd
	Getting it stiff (Preview) To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn...... Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!	Woody2	3	901	09:30 PM Jul 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	That's it!.....Times up!..... (Preview) An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...	goldfinger	0	749	05:28 PM Jul 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	New dentures tomorrow.... (Preview) A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...	goldfinger	0	810	10:40 PM Jul 17, 2016 by goldfinger
	Looking for a new home (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	749	09:14 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
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