I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly bastard". "Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father" "I'm not. I'm her mother, was the reply
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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