Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

JayDee · JayDee

Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.

Possum3 · Possum3

A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...

Pete49 · Pete49

Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Rather predictable....however quite accurate and humorous.....lmao... Not a long download...Hoo Roo

Woody2 · Woody2

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...

Woody2 · Woody2

What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something) 1.. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Open...

Woody2 · Woody2

I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!".. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of m...

Woody2 · Woody2

Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Moorey · Moorey

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a long download....Hoo Roo

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A new priest at his first mass.... (Preview) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...	aussie_paul	1	722	05:39 PM Jun 19, 2017 by KFT
	Martha Jones, Room 302... (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	617	12:31 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Dad jokes. (Preview) 1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...	Possum3	1	840	09:30 AM Jun 20, 2017 by Peterpan
	.....I'll bet we've all done this at some time..... (Preview) Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	691	07:00 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Goldfinger
	What do you fear most about old age (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	738	09:11 AM Jun 18, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Another 17 year old and the drug store (Preview) Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.	JayDee	0	862	09:21 PM Jun 17, 2017 by JayDee
	Arthur (Preview) A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...	Possum3	2	1471	05:15 PM Jun 14, 2017 by Baggie
	TRUE DEFINITION OF A CO-PILOT ~ NO BETTER EXPLANATION HAS EVER EVOLVED! (Preview) Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...	Pete49	0	1071	10:06 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Pete49
	Peace at Last!...I have to find this place!...may not be P/Correct..... (Preview) Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1104	03:06 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Do we all really need a 'Guiding Hand'........?....... (Preview) Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	853	02:51 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	This heron knows how to catch and eat a fish... (Preview) Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	1496	09:52 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Warren-Pat_01
	Can't you see I'm on the phone.....?.....? (Preview) Rather predictable....however quite accurate and humorous.....lmao... Not a long download...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1196	01:36 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Tony Bev
	A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN (Preview) AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...	Woody2	0	1128	07:10 PM Jun 9, 2017 by Woody2
	What I Want In A Man! (Preview) What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something) 1.. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Open...	Woody2	0	999	07:07 PM Jun 9, 2017 by Woody2
	I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS (Preview) I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!".. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of m...	Woody2	0	1292	07:05 PM Jun 9, 2017 by Woody2
	Mother's milk (Preview) Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula...	Woody2	1	1110	06:43 PM Jun 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Another lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	991	10:54 PM Jun 8, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Just a couple of funnies (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1147	09:39 PM Jun 8, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Simple Mathematics (Preview) *Found on the Refrigerator One Morning* :My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact...	Moorey	0	1154	09:30 AM Jun 7, 2017 by Moorey
	Bad Aim?.....on the contrary...... (Preview) Not a long download....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1088	11:03 AM Jun 6, 2017 by Goldfinger
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