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Intense Sport Training...the Grey Nomad way....
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Everything in moderation...only goes for about 15 seconds....just like us!.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Kylie, really should hold her microphone in her other hand!....
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Goldfinger
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Probably not the right reply
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Woody n Sue
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1174
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Ok so I'll be sleeping on the couch for a bit
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Woody n Sue
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863
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A Blonde Buying Curtains..
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A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assuresher that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard timechoosing. Finally she selects a l...
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aussie_paul
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I find this hardddd to believe......
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Goldfinger
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971
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For all the craft ladies out there .... of whom I am one :)
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DeltaDawn
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702
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Donald and the press
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Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the pontiffs hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get...
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Mike Harding
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842
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Logical.
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.... A...
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Possum3
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994
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Sir Galahad.
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King Arthur was in Merlins laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. This is no good, Merlin! the king exclaimed, Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect mlady, the Queen? Ah, s...
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Art dealer
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Paul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she's just in...
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Magnarc
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703
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A Few Funnies
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Moorey
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758
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A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms
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A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms and walks up to the pharmacy counter.The pharmacist asks the young man whether he wants a 3, 9, or 12 pack.Well, Ive been seeing this girl for a few months now, the boy began, and I think tonight is the night. First, were going to have dinner with her pa...
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aussie_paul
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Another lol...
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aussie_paul
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Garden of Eden
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always a...
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Possum3
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747
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COMPLETE vs FINISHED
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COMPLETE vs FINISHED Time for a clear, serious grammar lesson.No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man...
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aussie_paul
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Should have bought a hat Bert...
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aussie_paul
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787
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Blond/Grey Men
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Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later! A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ ------ A blond man spies a letter lyin...
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aussie_paul
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643
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Complaints to Councils - UK.
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- Extracts from letters written by council tenants: > 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. > ... 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. > 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his ba...
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Possum3
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694
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Golfer had an accident
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Plea...
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Woody n Sue
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