Just Joking

Woody2 · Woody2

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around t...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

kiwijims · kiwijims

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Cupie · Cupie

Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...

Possum3 · Possum3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

KFT · KFT

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...

Possum3 · Possum3

Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Quickie in the Bushes (Preview) There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...	Woody2	1	975	09:22 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Quick thinker... (Preview) A hooded robber burst into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around t...	aussie_paul	2	928	09:24 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Condoms made offshore !! (Preview) I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc	Aus-Kiwi	4	721	09:35 PM May 26, 2017 by woofta and precious
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...	Woody2	0	657	10:51 AM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Caring???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1084	01:08 AM May 26, 2017 by Tony Bev
	house work or sex (Preview) Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...	Woody n Sue	1	806	10:42 PM May 23, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	840	05:34 PM May 23, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This latest Virus is known as the: C-Nile Virus (Preview) I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....	kiwijims	0	776	07:57 PM May 22, 2017 by kiwijims
	Changing positions (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	895	11:50 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Rup stairs and grab my slippers please (caution a swear word in here ) (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	881	06:43 PM May 22, 2017 by Robreen
	Hippocritical (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	672	11:44 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	That eMail (Preview) Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...	Cupie	1	766	08:42 AM May 22, 2017 by Blues Man
	Shopping: Men Vs Women. (Preview) https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1	Possum3	1	736	08:35 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	A highly dangerous virus............ (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	837	08:37 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Things My Mother Taught Me (Preview) THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...	KFT	2	796	08:40 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Sorry Dmax... (Preview) A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...	aussie_paul	3	892	08:33 AM May 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	Long stemmed roses. (Preview) Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...	Possum3	2	963	11:36 AM May 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Dog for sale. C&P from friend in Glasgow. (Preview) A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...	Possum3	1	878	11:39 AM May 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Possession (Preview) Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...	Possum3	0	1048	10:36 AM May 17, 2017 by Possum3
	Blonds and Didneyland... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1128	07:14 AM May 15, 2017 by Blues Man
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