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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Masculine Moments

Possum3 · Possum3

A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...

Possum3 · Possum3

Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young cowpoke walks into the Saloon. He sits at the Bar and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of soup. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowpoke bravely asked the the old cowboy, "If'n you ain't gonna eat that there soup..do you...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation...

Possum3 · Possum3

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold my hand when we were courting. Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, Then you use...

fwdoz · fwdoz

From: Ella Johnson Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 2.04pm To: David Thorne Subject: Book I've perused your website before and must admit I laughed at the story about the police officer. I work in a bookstore and when your book came in as stock, I made the mistake of browsing through it. While some of it was mild...

Possum3 · Possum3

The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breaths heavily into the phone and says, "I bet you've got a tight Arse with no hair" The wife answers back, "Yes he's watching TV - Who shall I say is calling?"

fwdoz · fwdoz

"There's nothing wrong with my design, it just needs to be more branded."Martin's staff profile includes the following bio which I think Martin may have written himself: "Martin has a degree in fine arts and is a Windows expert. If you have a computer problem, Martin is your man. When he is not solvi...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman finds a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for. The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her. But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be...

fwdoz · fwdoz

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down"."Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Gio...

fwdoz · fwdoz

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news" the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bo...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognize him?" "Thats easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he is looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So h...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

fwdoz · fwdoz

From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something t...

Paintar · Paintar

So I get home today, and my dog is laying on my porch covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raise these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the di...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three old men are sitting in their kayaks fishing in a cove on a quiet Sunday morning when a funeral procession drives by. One of the old men takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. The procession winds its way around the cove and disappears over a hill. The old man puts his hat back on and continues fis...

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	A tad more to his left...and this may not have been anywhere near as funny to this bloke...it repeats in slow motion.... (Preview) http://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/man-almost-killed-after-shooting-fridge-filled-with-tannerite/5478833126001 -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 2nd of December 2018 05:01:29 PM	Goldfinger	1	845	08:15 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
	5 Masculine Moments.....clean....simply click (Preview) Masculine Moments	Goldfinger	2	940	08:11 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Subtle .... Think about it. (Preview) A man named Mitch walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. Curious, the barmaid behind the bar looks at the creature on Mitchs shoulder and asks him what he calls it. Oh, his name is Tiny, Mitch replies. The barmaid asks why Mitch calls his pet Tiny. Mitch thinks for a minute before giving his answer. B...	Possum3	0	973	04:17 PM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Missed the train (Preview) Young John was with his parents at the station waiting for the next train. They were having a drink inside when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform, only to discover that they had just missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the station master. The...	Possum3	0	863	11:20 AM Dec 3, 2018 by Possum3
	David Thorne 8: Blockbuster Late Movie Fees (Preview) Dear Blockbuster member, we know you have our DVD's and we want them back.I find it annoying to pay late fees on movies and I am too lazy to return them on time which leaves simply complaining about it. I used to know a guy named Matthew who would sell me copies of the latest movies for five dollars each but t...	fwdoz	0	971	09:06 PM Dec 2, 2018 by fwdoz
	.....The Old Cowboy....no-one can say I'm not couth... (Preview) A young cowpoke walks into the Saloon. He sits at the Bar and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of soup. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowpoke bravely asked the the old cowboy, "If'n you ain't gonna eat that there soup..do you...	Goldfinger	0	809	04:53 PM Dec 2, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Jumping to it.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	816	11:50 AM Dec 2, 2018 by aussie_paul
	David Thorne 7: Do You Have Any Pets? (Preview) Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation...	fwdoz	2	1069	06:55 AM Dec 2, 2018 by Mike Harding
	Romantic (Preview) An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, You used to hold my hand when we were courting. Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, Then you use...	Possum3	0	894	05:21 PM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
	David Thorne 6: Opinions & Censorship (Preview) From: Ella Johnson Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 2.04pm To: David Thorne Subject: Book I've perused your website before and must admit I laughed at the story about the police officer. I work in a bookstore and when your book came in as stock, I made the mistake of browsing through it. While some of it was mild...	fwdoz	0	701	03:14 PM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	Pervert (Preview) The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breaths heavily into the phone and says, "I bet you've got a tight Arse with no hair" The wife answers back, "Yes he's watching TV - Who shall I say is calling?"	Possum3	0	923	03:10 PM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
	David Thorne 5: Martin's Dropshadows (Preview) "There's nothing wrong with my design, it just needs to be more branded."Martin's staff profile includes the following bio which I think Martin may have written himself: "Martin has a degree in fine arts and is a Windows expert. If you have a computer problem, Martin is your man. When he is not solvi...	fwdoz	0	749	02:38 PM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	Three wishes (Preview) A woman finds a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says, You may have three wishes, but your husband will get 10 times more than what you wished for. The woman thought about this for a moment because she knew her husband was cheating on her. But after a while she agrees. Her first wish was that she would be...	Possum3	0	764	10:53 AM Dec 1, 2018 by Possum3
	Giovanni's Honeymoon (Preview) After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down"."Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Gio...	fwdoz	0	839	10:25 AM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	The Value of Paintings (Preview) An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news" the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bo...	fwdoz	0	845	10:15 AM Dec 1, 2018 by fwdoz
	A bloke calls his mate (Preview) A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognize him?" "Thats easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he is looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So h...	Yendorane	1	929	09:16 AM Dec 1, 2018 by Blues Man
	Brain damage (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	4	974	01:41 AM Dec 1, 2018 by Tony Bev
	David Thorne 4: Simon promises promises (Preview) From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something t...	fwdoz	11	773	11:02 PM Nov 30, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Blue Ribbon (Preview) So I get home today, and my dog is laying on my porch covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raise these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the di...	Paintar	1	715	10:58 PM Nov 30, 2018 by fwdoz
	Love Fishing? (Preview) Three old men are sitting in their kayaks fishing in a cove on a quiet Sunday morning when a funeral procession drives by. One of the old men takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. The procession winds its way around the cove and disappears over a hill. The old man puts his hat back on and continues fis...	Possum3	0	716	10:27 AM Nov 30, 2018 by Possum3
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