A couple were holidaying overseas. They wanted to bring home a special present for their granddaughter.
They went into a fancy shop and were looking around for a nice piece of clothing. They couldn't decide which one to pick so asked the salesman for some help.
"If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, what would you get?" the grandfather asked
"A bulletproof one," the salesman replied. "I'm married."
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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