Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Today a man knocked at my door and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool.. I gave him a glass of water. woody

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'She replied, 'I'm late for work.''Oh yeah,' said the cop...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Cupie · Cupie

Just love this guy .. A bit controversial at times though.

Blues Man · Blues Man

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "We...

fwdoz · fwdoz

My wife came home yesterday and said "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is". I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I thought for a moment, then said "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburetto...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says "Well, we have a name for it in my family". "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding". The first asks "What's...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older more experienced pastor.The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. "What is bothering you my son?" he asked. "Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord". He looks to see if the lion is still...

Possum3 · Possum3

I don't usually lose things but: when I do It's because the Wife has moved it!

Possum3 · Possum3

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex, says the pri...

LLD · LLD

LLD · LLD

Possum3 · Possum3

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers attention, he is yelling: Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here! A shocked pastor is passing and hears this. He asks: Why are you calling them dam fish?' The boy responds: Because I caught these fish at the local dam. So the pastor buys a couple fis...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.......

fwdoz · fwdoz

Q: Are you aware of why Barnaby Joyce is like IKEA? A: One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

fwdoz · fwdoz

This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay. A bloke rang up and asked if it was big. She said "It's massive". He said "How many feet?" She said "None. It's a snake you idiot!"

fwdoz · fwdoz

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.So, the king and the queen started out for their day of fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey...

TheMonties · TheMonties

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Late...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	777	06:33 PM Jun 11, 2018 by Blues Man
	Door knocker (Preview) Today a man knocked at my door and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool.. I gave him a glass of water. woody	Woody n Sue	1	862	06:28 PM Jun 11, 2018 by Blues Man
	'A Rectum Stretcher!' (Preview) A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'She replied, 'I'm late for work.''Oh yeah,' said the cop...	aussie_paul	1	938	06:26 PM Jun 11, 2018 by Blues Man
	Pick up hitchhiker ? (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	2	758	07:56 PM Jun 10, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	My Pet Mud Crab (Preview) Just love this guy .. A bit controversial at times though.	Cupie	0	916	10:26 AM Jun 10, 2018 by Cupie
	A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY? (Preview) One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "We...	Blues Man	0	607	07:49 AM Jun 10, 2018 by Blues Man
	Car Problems (Preview) My wife came home yesterday and said "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is". I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I thought for a moment, then said "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburetto...	fwdoz	1	665	04:36 PM Jun 8, 2018 by Blues Man
	Football Wedding (Preview) Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says "Well, we have a name for it in my family". "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding". The first asks "What's...	fwdoz	1	637	04:34 PM Jun 8, 2018 by Blues Man
	Missing Bike (Preview) A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older more experienced pastor.The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. "What is bothering you my son?" he asked. "Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike...	fwdoz	1	668	04:32 PM Jun 8, 2018 by Blues Man
	Christian Lion (Preview) Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord". He looks to see if the lion is still...	fwdoz	0	692	04:02 PM Jun 8, 2018 by fwdoz
	Lost (Preview) I don't usually lose things but: when I do It's because the Wife has moved it!	Possum3	7	1033	06:02 PM Jun 7, 2018 by JA2340
	Church Wedding? (Preview) Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex, says the pri...	Possum3	0	915	03:22 PM Jun 5, 2018 by Possum3
	The Pope & The Don (Preview)	LLD	6	899	05:23 PM Jun 4, 2018 by aussie_paul
	For Sale (Preview)	LLD	1	821	04:31 PM Jun 4, 2018 by grahos
	In the spirit of things. (Preview) A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers attention, he is yelling: Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here! A shocked pastor is passing and hears this. He asks: Why are you calling them dam fish?' The boy responds: Because I caught these fish at the local dam. So the pastor buys a couple fis...	Possum3	1	828	10:19 PM Jun 3, 2018 by Blues Man
	Logical. (Preview) I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.......	aussie_paul	2	944	10:16 PM Jun 3, 2018 by Blues Man
	Barnaby Joyce (Preview) Q: Are you aware of why Barnaby Joyce is like IKEA? A: One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!	fwdoz	1	829	07:55 PM Jun 2, 2018 by JA2340
	Pet Python (Preview) This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay. A bloke rang up and asked if it was big. She said "It's massive". He said "How many feet?" She said "None. It's a snake you idiot!"	fwdoz	1	772	03:27 PM Jun 2, 2018 by Blues Man
	The King (Preview) The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.So, the king and the queen started out for their day of fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey...	fwdoz	1	866	03:26 PM Jun 2, 2018 by Blues Man
	Little Johnny. (Preview) While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Late...	TheMonties	1	896	10:47 AM Jun 2, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
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