Just Joking

villatranquilla · villatranquilla

Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...

Warren-Pat_01 · Warren-Pat_01

I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

It was just after the end of the second world war and a US Marine was traveling across France by train to board his ship for home.The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle....

fwdoz · fwdoz

A cranky older woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process.When she app...

rgren2 · rgren2

Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old but, they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Lucy's mother to tell her they want to get married.Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mrs. Smith replies, "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?...

Paintar · Paintar

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

A father goes hunting for his family. He kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The father says: Well, its what Mummy calls me sometimes. The little girl screams to her brot...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A priest falls into the sea and soon starts to drown. Hes scared but his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him. A small boat rows to him and offers help. No! God will help me, thank you! gasps the priest and continues drowning. A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman has a saucy secret rendezvous with her lover, who also happens to be her husbands best friend, and they make love for hours. Afterwards, as theyre lying in bed together, the womans home telephone rings. As she answers, her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation. Hello? Oh,...

Possum3 · Possum3

Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses. Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away. My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...

Possum3 · Possum3

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...

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	Collingwood - important info (Preview) Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...	villatranquilla	2	548	12:01 PM Sep 28, 2018 by Tony Bev
	The Warrnambool Wombat (Preview) I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...	Warren-Pat_01	0	398	03:12 PM Sep 26, 2018 by Warren-Pat_01
	The face you make... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	497	05:53 PM Sep 28, 2018 by G n E
	Heart warming story... (Preview) There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...	aussie_paul	0	413	05:49 PM Sep 25, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bad luck... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM	aussie_paul	0	474	09:54 PM Sep 24, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Our dog... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	563	09:54 PM Sep 23, 2018 by aussie_paul
	The history of the entire world in one photo...xxxx rated. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	6	759	10:06 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Another lol one. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	439	01:29 PM Sep 23, 2018 by aussie_paul
	The Crowded Train (Preview) It was just after the end of the second world war and a US Marine was traveling across France by train to board his ship for home.The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle....	fwdoz	1	484	06:53 AM Sep 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	The Shoplifter (Preview) A cranky older woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process.When she app...	fwdoz	1	426	06:57 AM Sep 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	Lucky so far (Preview) Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old but, they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Lucy's mother to tell her they want to get married.Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mrs. Smith replies, "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?...	rgren2	1	467	06:59 AM Sep 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	New Password (Preview) WINDOWS:Please enter your new password.USER :CabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.USER:Boiled cabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.USER:1 boiled cabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password cannot have blank spacesUSER:50damn...	Paintar	0	468	05:59 PM Sep 21, 2018 by Paintar
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	506	08:05 AM Sep 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	442	03:01 PM Sep 21, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	The hunter. (Preview) A father goes hunting for his family. He kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The father says: Well, its what Mummy calls me sometimes. The little girl screams to her brot...	Possum3	1	552	08:08 AM Sep 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	True test... (Preview) A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked th...	aussie_paul	1	563	07:33 AM Sep 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Faith. (Preview) A priest falls into the sea and soon starts to drown. Hes scared but his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him. A small boat rows to him and offers help. No! God will help me, thank you! gasps the priest and continues drowning. A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of th...	Possum3	1	482	07:36 AM Sep 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Who was that? (Preview) A woman has a saucy secret rendezvous with her lover, who also happens to be her husbands best friend, and they make love for hours. Afterwards, as theyre lying in bed together, the womans home telephone rings. As she answers, her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation. Hello? Oh,...	Possum3	0	565	04:31 PM Sep 16, 2018 by Possum3
	Mentioned in the will. (Preview) Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses. Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away. My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...	Possum3	0	515	10:31 AM Sep 15, 2018 by Possum3
	Answered prayers. (Preview) The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...	Possum3	0	460	07:39 AM Sep 15, 2018 by Possum3
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