Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a w...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

coulda beeen finnish

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . .In and out . . . . in and out . . . .A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back . . . .She was getting near to the end . . . . !!He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife mov...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life...

Possum3 · Possum3

*Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.... I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...

skins · skins

Ya know it's crook when they change the name.

Possum3 · Possum3

One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...

Possum3 · Possum3

One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...

Craig1 · Craig1

Bit hot for the poor chap

Possum3 · Possum3

An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...

Possum3 · Possum3

This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.* *Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.* *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...

Craig1 · Craig1

hope for us all

Possum3 · Possum3

1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find. 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. You h...

JayDee · JayDee

The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...

Possum3 · Possum3

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	Some wife jokes (Preview) AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a w...	Bobdown	0	388	11:56 AM Feb 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	A couple more..... (Preview)	Bobdown	0	431	05:44 PM Feb 8, 2020 by Bobdown
	Friday's Funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	423	05:34 PM Feb 7, 2020 by Bobdown
	eytie lover (Preview) coulda beeen finnish	Craig1	0	428	09:47 PM Feb 6, 2020 by Craig1
	Make her happy. (Preview) Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . .In and out . . . . in and out . . . .A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back . . . .She was getting near to the end . . . . !!He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife mov...	Des and Jane	0	464	09:48 AM Feb 6, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Teacher... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	427	01:01 PM Feb 5, 2020 by aussie_paul
	Long life according to Chinese Doctor (Preview) Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life...	Bobdown	1	442	04:31 PM Feb 4, 2020 by Craig1
	Broken Brickie. (Preview) *Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.... I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of th...	Possum3	5	694	08:56 PM Feb 12, 2020 by Long Weekend
	Was'n me. (Preview) A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...	Possum3	0	450	02:32 AM Feb 2, 2020 by Possum3
	Coronavirus (Preview) Ya know it's crook when they change the name.	skins	0	413	09:33 PM Feb 1, 2020 by skins
	Dating (Preview) One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...	Possum3	0	410	04:38 PM Feb 1, 2020 by Possum3
	Wealthy Scotsman (Preview) One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...	Possum3	0	431	02:51 PM Jan 31, 2020 by Possum3
	Diary of a Pom in W A (Preview) Bit hot for the poor chap	Craig1	5	628	10:41 AM Feb 9, 2020 by Craig1
	Dr visit. (Preview) An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...	Possum3	0	409	02:53 PM Jan 30, 2020 by Possum3
	92nd Birthday (Preview) This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you ?You know, you are 92 today.* Oh, the times we've had ! Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon. *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...	Possum3	0	418	06:05 PM Jan 29, 2020 by Possum3
	Copper Wire (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...	Bobdown	0	404	02:37 PM Jan 29, 2020 by Bobdown
	black panties (Preview) hope for us all	Craig1	0	520	08:21 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Craig1
	Subtle. (Preview) 1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find. 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. You h...	Possum3	1	431	07:48 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Bobdown
	Always check your emails for errors. Especially like a space in right place. (Preview) The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...	JayDee	1	447	10:46 AM Jan 30, 2020 by grahos
	For the Ex Coppers. (Preview)	Possum3	1	436	04:00 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Stretch60
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