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Any Medical Concerns?
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After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man:'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?''In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and swea...
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression, I presume.One little girl held up her hand and said. Yesterday my mother hand-washed the dinner dishes, so I presume the dishwasher was broken.Very good, said the teacher.Another one said. This morning,...
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Philosphers
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Philosophers Of the 20th Century Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop...
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Ha ha..
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Why..
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Left keys in car.
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Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...
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Left keys in car..
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Left keys in car.Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.A...
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Drunk..
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A good woman..
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You're..
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Parking
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Must keep our eyes open, otherwise we could get caught out
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P&E..
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Homeless man!!!
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This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool, an...
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Mother in Law..
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A mother-in-law has three sons-in-law. One day, they go on holiday together. The M.i.L jumps to the sea thinking which of my S.i.L loves me the most and pretends like she is drowning.Im drowning, please rescue me, my eldest S.i.L! and he saved her. Next day, the he gets a Ford Focus with a note on it: My de...
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XXX
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I was at the pub last night with me mate Brian. I said to him "have you ever made love to your wife in the other hole?" He looked at me with shocked look and replied "Are you kidding, no way, she might get pregnant!" I'll let myself out
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Wish
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Black Cat
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Eril and I perhaps!!!!!!!!!!
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Every day..
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