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Bond, James Bond.
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rgren2
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3
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Speaking part...
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aussie_paul
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0
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430
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No bike
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Little Sam asks his Dad for a bike for his Birthday. His Dad says "No Sam, the mortgage is 450,000 and your Mam's just lost her job." The next day Sam walked out with his suitcase packed. His Dad asked, "Where are you going son?"Sam replied, "I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell Mam that...
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rgren2
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A cabbie...
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aussie_paul
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Redundancy..
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Be grateful..
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aussie_paul
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0
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393
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Pajero airbags
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rgren2
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2
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507
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Climate change..
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aussie_paul
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4
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Farmers are vital
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fwdoz
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440
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Ex..
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aussie_paul
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390
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Bottle of wine..
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-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of May 2025 01:01:32 PM -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of May 2025 01:02:39 PM
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aussie_paul
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Not a joke, more a riddle.
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I recently asked this riddle of Co-Pilot and Chat gpt, and after several minutes of trying to get the answer, they gave up so I thought I would post it here to see if any of our members have more luck than they had. Lateral thinking is required. If I give you the answer to a question, can you tell me what the qu...
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Magnarc
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8
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660
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Is it cold in Finland ?
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+5deg C Finns (people from Finland) sunbathe +2deg C Italian cars won't start 0deg C Water freezes -10deg C Finns go winter swimming -18deg C Finns turn the heat on in their homes. American cars won't start -25deg C It's too cold to kiss. Japanese cars won't start -35deg C Finns st...
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RustyJeep
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0
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465
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Lawyer joke
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The Madam opened the brothel door in Belfast and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties:May I help you sir? She asked.The man replied. I want to see Rosie.Sir, Rosie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else. Said t...
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rgren2
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2
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Trump..
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aussie_paul
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Kevin Bloody Wilson..
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Vultures
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dorian
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515
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Jury Duty breakfast
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rgren2
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2
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478
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Amarok
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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410
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White Smoke
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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412
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