[This one should offfend anyone who is offensible.]  just joking

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending,

and they should be as close as together as possible.

Definition of  Atheism : a non prophet organization.

Photons have mass!? i didn't even know they were Catholic.

When ever you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Adam said to  Eve ,I'll wear the plants in this family.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors and also to love our enemies,probably because they are the same people.

If there is no God,who pops up your next kleenex ?