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Boobs..
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aussie_paul
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0
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568
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The Wonders of a Catholic Education!
(Preview)
PRICELESS!1+ 2 = 3Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths.His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres.In short, everything they could t...
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aussie_paul
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0
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564
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Over 70s jokes
(Preview)
I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you better get back int...
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aussie_paul
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0
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549
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Daschund dog..
(Preview)
The well to do British lady on safari & takes her little Daschund dog with her. Well , one day the wanders off & gets lost.Sitting in the middle of the savannah contemplating his fate he notices a lion approaching . What to do , his mind raced.The lion puzzled at what this strange looking anima...
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aussie_paul
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0
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504
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Lion Hunting..
(Preview)
Two friends had gone hunting. Ahead they saw a lion. The first man shot and missed but the lion had not realized where the men were. The second guy shot too. He missed too.This time the lion realized the place of the men and moved towards them. One of the men immediately took off his boots and put on sports s...
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0
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517
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Hurdle..
(Preview)
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0
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527
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A married couple..
(Preview)
A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldnt graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was s...
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aussie_paul
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0
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445
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Fuel station makes a fortune
(Preview)
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67HR
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3
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578
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COLONOSCOPY REPORT..
(Preview)
COLONOSCOPY REPORTDuring my check-up I asked the Doctor,"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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aussie_paul
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0
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596
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Victor was 4 years old..
(Preview)
Victor was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but h...
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0
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638
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Sporting career choice.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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777
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Paddy again..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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673
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Worms
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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599
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Graffiti Vandal Splits Infinitive in Latest Anti-Semantic Attack
(Preview)
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/17/graffiti-vandal-splits-infinitive-in-latest-anti-semantic-attack/
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dorian
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1
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650
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air con..
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aussie_paul
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6
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954
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Custody
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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529
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Brad..
(Preview)
Brad and depression Brad works in a government department. Brad lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, Global warming logic, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines. So he drove hi...
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aussie_paul
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491
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Oops..
(Preview)
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0
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507
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3 year olds..
(Preview)
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3
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665
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Road runner..
(Preview)
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0
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449
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