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air con..
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6
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Custody
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67HR
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432
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Brad..
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Brad and depression Brad works in a government department. Brad lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, Global warming logic, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines. So he drove hi...
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Oops..
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381
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3 year olds..
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3
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Road runner..
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352
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Butt Licker
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...
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Rare pic..
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The..
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The teacher..
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Sign..
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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!"He then attached it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had tap...
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Not another Irish joke..
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Paddy was walking along the street in Belfast, when he sees a bomb. He takes a closer look and sees it is in fact a sandwich bomb. He decides to ring the army to report it. He says I have found a sandwich bomb just laying on the street"The chap on the other end asks "Is it ticking" to which Paddy replies "no, im...
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1970s
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Were on a trip to Kentucky with Grandma and Grandpa. My cousin Randy and I, both 8 yrs old, get along really good and were easy for Grandma to handle. Grandpa stops at a small town diner for breakfast. Its not very busy. Grandma says we can sit in the booth behind them. We are feeling like big shots sitting b...
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A marble
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Room 858..
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A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...
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Metric vs Imperial
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Some students were discussing the various merits of the metric and imperial systems of measurement. The first chap favoured imperial and said that he preferred the traditional imperial system and that 6 inches sounded quite impressive. The second chap said that 15 centimetres sounded far more...
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Donald..
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Prostate..
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FINALLY..
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A GOOD TRUMP JOKE THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret serv...
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Cooking lesson..
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Cooking lesson.One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off.The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her m...
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