Recently Active Topics

Probably been covered before, but sadly quite a few of us will suffer with some form of dementia as the years roll on. I worked for a number of years in Aged Care as Head of Maintenance at a medium sized nursing home, and in that capacity visited on a daily basis all the various areas in the home. We had a dedi...

Gday... Not new ... but worth a re-run

Cheers - John

A reporter was interviewing a 104-year-old woman for her newspaper. So, what do you think is the best thing about being 104? the reporter asked. She shrugged with a smile and simply replied: No peer pressure.

https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/retirement/living-in-retirement/loving-life--on-the-road

Hi all Havent been on here for a while thinking of travelling Perth Via Gibb River Road to Darwin Kakadu next year Im a solo nomad and not sure what 4x4 to get also camper trailer I have got worked out but do I need a big 4x4 .new or used 4x4 I guess really can really only stretch to used 4x4 would a Hilux or Trit...

Aussie Paul.

Hi, well I have arrived back n Oz and am on the look for a 4x4 Toyota LC to follow with a camper trailer suitable for long term travel living. If anyone has or has had, can they recommend. Thanks Vern

We were going to stay at Cobar CP for the usual 1 night but on the day we were supposed to leave high winds were forecast. It was a good decision to stay for an extra night as strong gusty winds caused huge dust storms over the whole area & driving visibility was low. There's now a new free camping opti...

Howdy, my name is Leanne... I'm in my 50's and ready to do a bit of travelling... have done a bit of travelling with my son in and around Australia and am looking forward to going solo now as my son is now working and fully independent... So wondering if any other solo travelers could give me some advise on w...

The wife came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked and walked into the bedroom. She said to me "Babe, shut the curtains, I don't want the neighbours to see me naked." "Don't worry," I replied, "if the neighbours see you naked, they'll shut their own curtains!"

Aussie Paul.

The other day I pinned a picture of my wife to the bull's eye of my dartboard and was trying to hit her in the face with a new set of top-flights I had just bought with our vacation money (what actually started the argument and hostility). Anyway, I just couldn't get it 100% on target, and as I was throwing, s...

One day a cop driving down the street saw two ladies with a sign that read "Two girls for the price of one". He stops and tells them to get rid of the sign or he will run them in! They comply and he proceeds down the street only to pass a man with a sign that says Jesus Saves. The cop just waves as he passes and the g...

Johnny was playing outside when he had to go to the bathroom. He runs inside his house and his grandma was in the bathroom naked about to take a shower. He looks at her nether regions and says "What's that?" She says "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny". The next day the same thing happens, only his mum is taking t...

One day on a bus, every passenger was female. There was a student, a waitress, a flight attendant, a hooker and a nun. Then a guy boarded the bus and declared a hold up. So everybody gave their money, jewelleries and other pricey belongings. But the robber wasn't content. He threatened "I will do each on...

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get throug...

This Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no proble...

Good evening all, We have unfortunately been held up on our trip around Australia. We were intending going around from here in Roma, Qld, months ago, along the Gibb River Road, down the WA coast then back through the southern states to Qld. I have been told that a lot of places on the Gibb River Road close...

I have a well used Camps seven, wondering if its worth upgrading to nine. Opinions from those who have used both would be appreciated.

Saw this on FB -- Edited by Yuglamron on Friday 7th of September 2018 12:15:37 PM -- Edited by Yuglamron on Friday 7th of September 2018 12:17:45 PM