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Lucky so far


Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old but, they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Lucy's mother to tell her they want to get married.

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mrs. Smith replies, "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Billy replies, "In Lucy's room. It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mrs. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job and you'll need to support Lucy."

Again, Billy instantly replies, "Our pocket money will do fine for now, Lucy gets $10 a week and I get $15 that's about $110 a month, that should do us just fine for now."

Mrs. Smith is impressed that Billy has put so much thought into this.

She says "Well Billy, it seems like you have everything worked out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, that shouldnt be a problem. We've been lucky so far."

Mrs. Smith no longer thinks that Billy the little ****, is so adorable anymore.



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