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hi all have had a power drain for a while now traced it to fuse that runs fuel gauge taco and speedo so my question is when I take the fuse out there taco fuel gauge and speedo don't work at all but still power at fuse box where fuse came out when I put fuse back in all the taco etc work fine so would i b looking at a...

Hi everyone, Can anybody help me with correct info on the above subject or where I might be able to find it. thanks Please feel free to reply... your help is needed... -- Edited by Galloping Gazza on Monday 20th of September 2010 10:53:31 AM -- Edited by Galloping Gazza on Monday 20th of September 2010 1...

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical assistance. He called her into his office and said "You graduated university and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary...

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. He chose to find out peoples' favourite pastimes.The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university. He knocked on th...

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology course. The first day of class, she starts by saying, Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up! After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, Do you think youre stupid, Johnny? No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by your...

The Unreasonable Mother-in-law One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's when the fight started.... ____________...

Where I am camping at the moment beside a river, there are morning and night sandflies. I've been taking Vit B, but hasn't helped much. After having numerous bites appearing on me, tried Aeroguard = no good. Now using Bushman Heavy Duty = it works. But not too keen on using long term as found Deet not good...

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I've previously had a camper trailer and have just bought my first caravan-an offroad one-and will be travelling through the outback regularly. Can anyone help as to what is the best way to stop stones hitting the van and/or my 4WD. Thanks

Hi every one Cheza and myself are planning a trip up to central australia for about 3 wks, where to stay on the trip up and where to visit in central aust(we hav a little pop top ) but we do hav a 4wd with a 2man tent in the back if needed heading off in july do i need to book caravan parks we are new to this an...

The Night Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: "W...

Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...

The transition to the future or are Electric Vehicles more likely to gain a niche market in built up areas and some country towns for locals who do not drive far? This year several new EV models will be released including second generation Nissan Leaf, a smaller car seating 4 occasionally 5 people that...

Hi we are selling up and going on the road full time so will have no fixed address we don't have someones address to use, so what do we do re registration of vehicles i think if i pay rego online and just leave my old address ? or do i use the caravan park that i am staying in at that particular time, but with any...

Hello My wife and i are considering purchasing a 2006 Sunliner Punto (Renault) front wheel drive. Can anybody offer feedback on these FWD's? I also have a small aluminium boat to tow (and launch) using this vehicle and I have reservations about traction on the boat ramp with a front wheel drive. Any fe...

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. Myhusband's home early!''I can't jump out the window. It...

There was an inflatable boy, who went to an inflatable school. he was smoking behind the school shed when the inflatable teacher caught him. "Right" he said, "you're coming with me" and dragged him backed to the classroom. The inflatable boy pulled out a knife and stabbed the inflatable teacher, sw...

In March 1981, two months before this speech, Reagan was shot & almost died' During this speech in Berlin, a balloon popped loudly near him' Reagan's reaction is remarkable!......Hoo Roo

I recently applied to use a drone on my upcoming holiday in WA & lodged the application with all the relevant information. Today I got this reply:Thank you for your application to fly a remotely piloted aircraft in WAs national parks and other conservation reserves. There is no longer a require...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she an...