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What a nice young man...tree smells real nice tooooo. Hoo Roo

An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him. We have three possible donors, the doctor explains. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

Too many recycled jokes here lately,,, well here's one from 2010. Se attatched

A routine police patrol was parked outside a popular bar in the outback. After last call at the bar, the police officer noticed a man leaving that looked so drunk he could hardly walk. The man stumbled around the car park for several minutes, while the officer watched on quietly. After what seemed like...

(someone let me know it I am asking to many questions) As I have mentioned I am a new caravan owner. I tried the hot water system in the new van for the first time yesterday, the external cover/vent gets extremely hot, you wouldn't think about touching it and the heat that hits the side of the van above the v...

Wants...not Needs created much of this.....Hoo Roo

Why did the boy cover himself in gift wrap? Because he was told to live in the present. why was the broom late? Because it overswept. Sorry couldn't help putting two in a row. I'm off to the naughty corner. The first for 2019.

Hi all, Looking at finally updating my 1992 Roadstar Poptop with a full van but I'm not sure of the average height of a 17 / 18' van. The entrance to my garage is just on 2.580 mtrs. I understand that newer vans are much higher than this but I'm looking at older second hand vans as I'm now a solo traveller and d...

hi everyone iam 58 and just getting ready to become a grey nomad just wondering what would be the average cost of staying in a caravan park and where are good alternatives to stay to keep cost down and what are same good cars too bye to tow with is there a really reliable one too choose from.. all the make...

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hello every one , has any one had a good reception from mazda regarding gearboxs thanks H.B.

A man was travelling to a nearby city. He was driving down the highway when he spotted a priest and a pastor by the side of the road, holding up a sign. "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late," the sign read. Wanting to get to his destination as fast as possible the man didn't take it seriously...

I have to make the decision soon of whether I Import a Coaster Bus from Japan.. I want an automatic so I can let mum grab it at anytime, I'm not using it.. Mum Would Like to go Back to Tassie and Tour around and the bus will give her the chance to do so.. some would say that the issue is Price.. I have looked at th...

Va..va..va..boom.....Hoo Roo

Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Ad...

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to London and the other to Wales. They agree to meet every ten years in Wentworth and play golf. At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. Where you wanna go? Hooters. Why? Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks,...

A man has been stuck on a desert island for 10 years when he notices an unusual speck in the distance. Its certainly not a ship, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that its a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, is a beau...

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