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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s...

i've been looking at all the fb pages from lemon to non lemon shonky this and shonky that , you cant say this and you cant say that , unbelievable people squabling over trivial bs . Yeah theres good and bad , no matter what you buy . But ranting on about whos van is good and whos isnt . People saying they'll nev...

Gday... It seems sale of new vehicles on finance are costing the consumer considerable sums - although they are 'cheaper' than two decades ago. Read article here "..........in the current year Australians will pay more than $500 million in interest on these car loans. The average amount is more tha...

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A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand and holding her hat snug against her head with the other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, exposing her underwear for everyone to...

copied from Murray Valley Standard Dog owners, beware: walking your best friends along River Murray levee banks will be a hazardous exercise from next Monday. Swanport Pest Control will be leaving poisonous bait out for foxes along a 67-kilometre stretch of levees between Mannum and Wellington,...

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Hello every one , merry Xmas. First time caller. I have bought a BT50 3.2 lt with a 6 speed manual gearbox in 2014, my 2000 Windsor crown weighs loaded up at 2.4 tonne. I have done just under 5000 KLM towing the van, my BT has 79000 klm on the clock & has a rumbling noise coming from the gearbox & grat...

Absorbing calculations on the Great Pyramid....what do you think?...Hoo Roo

Hi all. We are picking up our brand new caravan in Melbourne soon, will have a permit to tow it home to NSW. We are wondering if we need to take it over a weigh bridge, and where do we go for a blue slip - ie a normal mechanic or an rv place. We are hoping to do this while on the way home so we can have a few days in the n...

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Bill wakes up in hospital covered in bandages from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says to Bill, "Well Bill, you've be in a very serious accident, but you'll be OK. The only thing is, is that your penis was badly damaged and we had to remove it" Bill draws breath and is mortified. The doctor goes on "Bu...

If you're anywhere near Forbes in the next few days, you've got a chance to see some unique NSW Police history. Based on the Forbes police Diaries of Duties and Occurrences of the 1860s, this exhibition explores just how hardy and courageous our early police force was. In the words of the local Senior C...

The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane...

Interested in hearing from anyone with a 2018 diesel Prado that has fitted a dual battery system. What did you fit re battery charging/isolation and are you happy with it? Asking for my son who has been told the Prado alternator now means that a DC DC charger or simple solenoid must be used and that he can...

Just looked at CH9 website news. They display 10 items. Items 1-5 are about death from various causes, items 7 & 8 are repeats on items in 1-5. What a morbid collection.

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Just joined nomads and I'm so impressed with the content,we have just purchased our first van after having had 3 campers, it's an Avan Gabriel only a small van but we love it, I was wondering if anyone might recognise it as i keen to have a yarn to the previous owner. Thanks.