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A little boy was doing his math homework.He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.His mother heard what he was saying and was shocked. What are you doing? she asked.The little boy answered, Im just doing my math homework, Mum.And this is ho...

Air disaster.As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?A man stands up, removes his shi...

I'm looking for a coffee machine that plugs into a 12v socket and makes a reasonable flat white please. (plugs into the cigarette lighter socket). Thanks. Noel ...I guess the USB port is another option. -- Edited by NoelB on Friday 20th of September 2024 10:58:45 AM

Hi all, My wife and I have just taken our Jayco Wren Outback for its second run behind a 162 VW Tiguan. Along with our Wolfhound X. All going well considering we need a PHD in organisation and Tetris while keeping a keen eye on tow ball weights etc.. Will be buying a roof pod to lighten the load in the van. Hop...

Neurologists say Dementia should be called "failure of the brain," because the other names are nebulous and do not show the severity of the disease to most people. As the patient's brain slowly dies, they change physically, lose the ability to speak, and the caregivers are often in shock, and exhaus...

A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked the ca...

Hello all, My name is Estelle and myself and my husband, Steve, are South Africans and new residents of beautiful Australia. We live on the Gold Coast and Steve works from home, so we have decided it is the right time to go walkabout. We have bought a 19ft Royal Flair Piazza and a Ford Ranger to tow it. We ha...

A woman, who was cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note for him saying:"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me".As soon as she heard him coming home she hid under the bed to see his reaction when he read her note.When the husband had parked the ca...

Just started planning next years trip. Are there any wildflowers in the Kimberly and Pilbara areas, or are they mostly north of Perth and southern WA? thanks, Collo.

Do the ppl flat towing little cars behind their motorhomes use rock tamers, stone stompers or whatever TIA BAS

The "Five Second Rule"You lose if...You don't spot the shark within five seconds.

Hi all...I see some caravan (nsw) have on the rear left of the van a sign "do not overtake turning vehicle". Is this a requirement to have on van if combined length is over 7.r metres..ta in anticipation