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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIASTA Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney,when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage.Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of herjacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screamingpare...

Just some info for all of you. A part in an appliance in my van failed, I wont name it, the point is the cost difference, I went to a local franchise that deals in all bits associated with this type of appliance and more. They quoted me $199 for what I needed, and stated it will need to be ordered as they don't k...

VBA Gas Compliance Certificates is not worth the paper they are printer on. In November 2024 I had a plumber run a gas line from an existing bayonet fitting on the LH side of the caravan to a new bayonet fitting on the RH side of caravan in he was paid cash and left without issuing a Gas Compliance Certific...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...

Opal Tap and Go Stop (get electrocuted)!

Well what I thought would be a very simple task has turned to a rediculous cherade. I've just been to Jayco Adelaide to ask..... Q. What is the size and thread pattern of the wheel studs on our Van. A. We don't know. You'll have to get them measured. Serious ? Q. How much for a set of 15" Mags to suit our...

Can anyone please tell me where to find the location of the chassis number on my 1982 Toyota Coaster.

Can anyone please tell me where to find the location of the chassis number on my 1982 Toyota Coaster.

Quasi was getting married and his fiancee said it would be nice for him to have a new suit so, off he went to the menswear shop and spoke to the manager. "Have you got someone who can make me a nice suit?" "If we have I'll fire him". The fol...

Hi traveler's. Ive been warned off the murrumbateman Rd to bungendore pulling a 196 viscount. (Witha ranger) From looking at hema maps and Google etc I cant see why. Has anyone traveled this with a van? Would be a heck of a lot easier/quicker than going through Canberra. Cheers TIA

Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussingJocks forthcoming wedding.Aye, its all going like magic, says Jock.I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag nightArchie nods approvingly.H...

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...