Two drunks visit a brothel.
The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice."
During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound."
The second guy says, "I think mine was a witch."
"Why do you say that?" asks his friend.
"Well I bit her on the arse, she farted then she flew out of the f'ing window.
We acknowledge and pay our respects to the British and European Elders past and present, who introduced civil society and prosperity to Australia.
