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Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...

I'm stuffed with AU$250 to the independent country of Ukraine, about 3x as much (allowing for exchange rate variations)! If an A380 gets blown out of the sky, Europe/Australia route, it's because of Putin's retribution.

Especially if it starts raining, peg items end to end.

Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realise that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says "I didn't know you were into earrings". "Don't make such a big deal, i...

Hi All, We have a Webasto Diesel heater that came with our Campervan. Best thing since sliced bread! I noticed on my trip last week though, that the heat output seemed a bit lower than previously. Or to put it another way, the van at night maintained 15C inside, whereas in the past 20C was easily possib...

Looking at optional upgrades for my new wheelchair to replace the Land Rover 4wd version. The British don't muck about, they make the US look like a pathetic joke.

Hello everybody I actually can't believe I'm asking how to remove the black bezel around the tail light. For the life of me I have tried everything without smashing it off with a hammer to get it off can anyone shed some light on this please. -- Edited by Dtassie on Thursday 15th of August 2024 03:35:13 PM...

I saw this elsewhere, I make a post; "The poster below me has a cat..." Then the poster below me answers, "No I don't but the person below me has a cat." Can be a yes answer too, but just keep the ball rolling, and remember as well as answering ask a question too. I'll start; "T...

Part of Dell's email: 'We believe there is not a significant risk to our customers given the type of information involved. What data was accessed? At this time, our investigation indicates limited types of customer information was accessed, including: Name Physical address Dell hardware and or...

If you have a digital licence and you are pulled over by Police, are you required to give your phone to the officer or just show it. I considered getting my digital DL, but then baulked at the potential invasion of my privacy by handing my unlocked device to an officer. An unlocked device could have a data...

Workplace accidentSad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.

A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...