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Gday. Irish here. Big things happening. Been lookin at all things caravans. Does ya head in mate! Car is a Toyota Hi-Lux 2014. With a GVM to 3125. Waiting on a single axel van. 16 foot. Demo. Been put through its paces. Wasnt going to buy a van, but well Wife said Pleas your self. So thats a yes Cheers. Irish...

40 Of The Most Beautiful Natural Wonders In Australia (msn.com) Among the 40, was a photo of Sydney Harbour. When I saw it my most immediate thought that struck me was, I wish I had been around before all the construction. It made me sad.

Putin is sitting on the backseat of his car, while the driver goes through rural russia. The driver hits something, and goes to check. "Vladimir Vladimirovich", the driver says. "We hit a farmers pig. It is dead." "So? Let's get going." "Sir, I will tell the farmers what has happened." "Well make it qu...

Hello everyone, My son who lives in Canberra bought a 2nd hand (2years old) Jayco Eagle recently. He found last weekend that while the sub was out, his battery was discharging. I suggested he may have a blown fuse, a dodgy joint somewhere. Today he did some testing including wriggling some wires &...

An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, I'll take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? That's your one.

Half price fare.An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives whod used the special rate, asking them if they enjoyed their trip.Letters are still pouring in asking, What tr...

G'day Dudes, dudesses. A coupla quick questions: My Victron 30 amp DC to DC charger user manual show's two types of set-up...Convertor mode and Charger mode. Being a Dummy I am having some difficulty understanding the difference, or what the convertor mode does. The set-up procedures for the two ar...

https://perchance.org/ai-photo-generator This is what I was served up when I asked for an image of an "Inuit girl riding a polar bear".

Got a letter from aust. bureau of stats. saying this survey i must do, its compulsory, not the 5 yearly survey but a once a month survey, 8 times over 8 mths. No paper copy. Told to do it online or if not, it will be done by phone n if i do not do it, they may come see me. i am not well and this just upsets me. anyon...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly,...

Having just returned from 3 months in NSW and Qld, we travelled from Carngham(near Ballarat) to Port Douglas and back. We got on the Bruce highway at Marybrough and went to Cairns. I felt a lot of trepidation before we set off, as I had heard that the Bruce was full of potholes and as one polictician recen...

I have a catch can fitted to our 76 Cruiser. It was fitted about 4 years ago and about 150 - 175,000 klms since. I noticed in the last 3 months I was blowing a lot of smoke after driving about 6 klms from cold. Eventually I took it to a diesel mechanic fearing the worst, either injectors or less likely pump...

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was timeFor the star of the show - Burt the Hypnotist!Burt explained that he was going to put the whole audience into aTrance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time,"...