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Hi all, we will head back to Qld, via Tamworth, any good suggestions on a good van park there, near town... Branchie

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked. "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator ...said. "Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said. "Martha...

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, You died in your sleep, Bob. Bob was stunned, Im dead? No, I cant be! Ive got too much to live for. Send me back! St. Peter said, Im sorry, but theres only...

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into some quicksand and began to sink. Scared for is life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he sear...

Hi All, Just wondering if any one can suggest caravan storage or parks in Brisbane that are reasonably priced for 10 days storage while we fly interstate. Thanks redsands

anybody used this road recently - won't be towing the van - or should we go Taroom, Theodore then Cracow. Thanks in advance. -- Edited by villatranquilla on Friday 4th of August 2017 11:31:41 PM

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied. The Sw...

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. Yes, Dad, what is it? the son asked. Dont be nervous, son, the father smiled. Do your best and just r...

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In an interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said, "I believe that forgiving the...

Does anyone know of a facility near the airport where we could leave our rig for about 2wks in early Nov to fly to Perth to visit family. Regards Tony

what a great camp this is, Was told about it in Canarvan. Welcomes everyone, wifi and telephone coverage, thought you should know about it.

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A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, ... that horse - a long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto...

I have a small inverter which says 300amp and I am wondering if it would be powerful enough to charge up a 11/2 amp/hr and a 4amp/hr battery which I am thinking of buying along with a small battery powered chain saw. Regards Tony

Bucca is 19klms nth of Bundaberg. There is bush camping on a 98 acre property (Binnowee), overlooking a huge dam, with lots of birds and wildlife. Must be self contained as there is no water or power, but if you love nature, peace and quiet, and security, you'll love this spot. It is $10 a night which help...

Hi all. We take delivery of our new van in July, and was wondering if anyone knows of a under cover storage shed in the vicinity of Cooroy, Noosaville and surrounding areas etc.. The van is 22ft. I don't mind if anyone has a farm shed or the likes, would just like to get it undercover.. Happy to discuss th...

certainly keen to get out and explore and make new aquaintances anytime anywhere anyone. Hopefully next year this time we'll head north for the dry season but in the meantime a few long weekends while work still remains on the radar....unfortunately.

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery rea...

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded on...