Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed...
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word...
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections......
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to?...
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?...
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?...
Just what is Victoria's secret? ...
And do you really think I am this witty ?? ...
I actually stole this from a friend who stole it from a friend of her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby mamma's Doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me...
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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