Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays.
At the Airport he hired a taxi, driver was Pedro to take him to Panjim.
On the way he saw a bus. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast."
At the Cortalim Bridge, the Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridge the other side he said - "The trains here are so slow in China the trains are very fast."
All the way Pedro kept silent and drove to Ponji
Chinese man got off the taxi and asked for the meter readings.
Pedro - " 5000."
Chinese -" 5000 ? Are you kidding ? Your buses are so slow, the trains are so slow, if everything else here is so slow, then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast ? "
Pedro -" Because the meter is made in China. "
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