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'Suspected cases of the bubonic plague have popped up in China and Mongolia, prompting authorities to issue a health alert forbidding people from eating large rodents. Thecases have also worried authorities in neighbouring Russia, which has stepped up patrols to stop people hunting marmots nea...

Great advice for anything in life - and I found it applicable to a couple of situations this week. We are in Geraldton, WA, waiting for travel and temporary jobs to come back. I am, as usual, throwing myself into what the local environment has to offer - the surf mostly. But back home in Queensland, many o...

happy Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in Northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He : How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance Lena ,...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so... they gave me the axe.After that I tried to be a tailor. It was a so-so job, and I guess I just wasn't suited for it.Next, I tried workin...

Does anyone level there motorhome in parks and if so do you have auto leveling connected or chocks, I am a first time motorhome owner and we have a Avida Esperance 7.95 mtrs long thanks

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement...

This is largely unreported as as opposed to the meatworks outbreak of a couple of months ago. Regards Angie

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a very valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too humiliating. I simply mentioned Id sustained a head injury, and...

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree a...

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and e...

I have been travelling around all my life and over the last 8yrs almost full time. So I think I have pretty good experience as to what is out there. Like a lot of people who don't like things like (in no particular order) (1) rubbish left around, (2) generator noise. (3) dogs barking (4) Human poop (5) Do...

The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?" ... "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr Ward were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which o...