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Hello again. I am planning a run from Sydney thru Broken Hill, then out to Hawker, Marree etc upto Birdsville. My Patrol is petrol, standard 75 litre tank towing a Jayco 20' full size van (Not off-road). I use 30-35 litres per 100 klms. My question goes to being able to buy fuel (petrol) in some of those re...

Ex-Pat Yank in a 1984 Econovan Maxi. I am currently living in my flat, but come February or March I will be moving out into the van and onto the road. I am 52 and I am dying in this house. I am making no friends, having no fun, breathing nothing but house air, and it has absolutely ruined me. I was going to go bac...

hi there travellers. We are aiming to be in Sydney for 2 months February / March 21 and need some advice as where to park the van for 2 months whilst visiting grandkids. Ideally somewhere to park van, live in and visit. Any ideas would be welcome. Ideal location around Randwick.. Or 20min travel many tha...

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Hi, im looking at a cheap winch to put on the BT50, any recomendations please. should i look at the OCAM/RANGER or stay with better known brands. THANKS

Hi all - can someone point me in the right direction for the best glue/adhesive etc for glueing seashells, polished rocks and glass objects (eg marbles) onto glass jars and bottles. Thanks

My post today is to seek feedback in regard to the above subject. On my previous setup I had a Vast Sat. Auto. Dish mounted on the roof. { ROUND STYLE} I have now sold same and am waiting on an Option Rv Distinction. I am fitting a 200amp Lithium set up with 40 amp dc-dc & 40amp 240v chargers. With this I...

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia and said:"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:"...

Went to Isuzu today to get a quote for a new Ute. The quote had to consist of a CVM upgrade, they refused, saying that the up-grade is not legal, as while the new suspension is legal, the vehicle is tested and rated for the vehicles stated CVM. I said the magic figure of towing 3500kg is to do with European Dr...

I am eighty-eight years old and can look after myself very well and can do my own shopping. My wife can vouch for that because she sends me out to do that chore. Yesterday morning, I thought to give myself a treat, so I called in at our local Dan Murphys and bought two six packs of beer. I placed them on the fro...

Had to get up 5:30 this morning, getting old, been drink plenty of fluids for the heatwave, some of which have been water! 30°C outside, cooler inside, first time I have ever seen it this high in the morning. Sydney at the water's edge which normally keeps the temperature down a bit. We only have a crappy...

Who is or more to the point, are you entitled to the Government Bonus of $250.??? And why are these dollars being distributed to certain members of our population.??? It will be a great Christmas gesture from the Government of the day. God bless Australia. Jay&Dee -- Edited by JayDee on Sunday 29...

Hi Forum. In April next year I plan to buy a Prado. I was looking at a model a few years old but a friend said if I can 'extend myself' to buy new to avoid problems with the diesel particulate filter. Does anyone have an opinion? Thanks

An old man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day,when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field:Getting over his initial shock he said to himself. "Ah,young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers. Cest magnifique!" And he continued to...

The comments are more interesting than the article: Article in The Age about Qld seeking tourists

Trevor here. Married many many moons. Lots of ex's. Ex-builders labourer, ex truck driver, including B-Doubles, ex HV driver trainer, ex HV licence tester (for a private provider), ex quality & training coordinator, ex RTO training manager, ex OHS professional. Currently full time vo...