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A retired couple book a two week cruise and decide they cant bear to be parted from their little pet dog for such a long timeThey somehow arrange for the dog to accompany them on the high seas for the holiday, sailing all over the place.One day the man takes the dog for exercise around the deck, he throws a b...

Little johnny worked in a pickle factory.He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.He had an urge to stick his pen!s into the pickle slicer.His wife suggested that he should see a s*x therapist to talk about it, but jo...

A few years ago a rural petrol station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local crofter pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Th...

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...

A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the tru...

I have for the last 5 years had dometic awning on my two vans one was brand new and did not last long before fraying around the edges and major shrinking and this currant vans awning is 3 years old and much the same. Australia wide annexe have a heavy duty material they use but the colours are basic except o...

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota ."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figur...

The one thing I notice when the discussion of weights and balance take place, is that the vehicle and van are stationary. However once the unit is in motion, we have the effects of air flow over the van. There would be a high pressure area at the front of the van, and a low pressure area (drag) at the rear, al...

Hey there everyone, i have had some great advice on this site so thank you! I do have another question in relation to my motorhome floor. It has come up with air bubbles and my initial instinct is to open up and perhaps glue down. Does anyone else have any experience with this in their spaces that could mak...

I have a 2017 dmax auto 6 speed the first with the dpf and would like to compare the service costs and faults with other brands up to 110 000 km. The only mod on engine is a secondary filter and have had oil change every 10 000 km which have been performed only by Isuzu dealers.Izuzu services are every 10 000...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2020-11-28/fresh-australian-juice-rates-lower-than-diet-coke/12930562Fruit growers and processors say they are crushed by a decision to cut the health star rating (HSR) for 100-per-cent no-added-sugar juices from five star...

Do land Cruiser Utes come with free wheeling hubs as standard. Does that mean every time you want 4wd, you have to stop and manually engage the hubs?

I have 4 QUESTIONS advice please>>>>> 1} I have setup 2 -- 120w panels in parallel, connected to solar regulator , what should voltage and amps coming from panels be ?? 2} I have 2 -- 140ah deep cycle batteries in parallel requiring charging, what is required charging values in am...

We've folded up the middle seats in our Pajero and I'm contemplating actually removing one of them, mainly as a weight saving. Anyone have links to road rules that either say it's clearly illegal? or that it's legal?

We all know the danger of using a mobile phone while driving, but what if you want to pay for your lunch at the drive-thru window with your phone? Turns out the law is strict and still applies to drivers who are stationary at a drive-thru. Depending on which state youre in, you could be fined up to $534 and b...

Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the gr...

Thanks to today's technology you can explore the word without leaving your armchair, but that means you miss out on some really special sights , which we have come to know as DAM's - David Atttenborough Moments. Click to read

Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...

i have taken up all the vinyl tiles in the van but how do i remove all the sticky glue that is left cheers snap

On a recent post a number of people have referred to noise in the mornings caused by "warming up" the vehicle before driving out of the campground. Is "warming up" a diesel requirement? I have never owned a diesel vehicle so I don't know how you are supposed to treat them. I have only ever owned petrol veh...