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A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. Do you always carry your TV remote with you?She replied. No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of foot...

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went. His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

I was due for an appointment with the clater in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about...

An 85-year-old man was asked by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.The next day, the old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as i...

Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV.My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husbands help.When I got home, I couldnt believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours...

I have been using the Thetford toilet paper in my cassette toilet, am I wasting my money, does standard toilet paper really cause problems in these toilets, is there a brand available in supermarkets that will also do the job ? Ian

I have a Heavy Combination (semi trailer) licence and have driven a large variety of commercial vehicles over the years. For my personal use I was a Toyota man for 35+ years. Towed box trailers, trail bike trailers, camper trailers and caravans. Swapped in heavier springs, BIG shock absorbers, d...

Not a blog as such, but 13 minutes of mostly boring dash cam clips as we travel through outback Queensland and the NT, including out to Coburg Peninsula in Arnhem Land. Cheers, Peter -- Edited by Peter_n_Margaret on Saturday 31st of July 2021 04:11:35 PM

I am not very good at sharpening chainsaws :( I think I make one side sharper than the other which causes the saw to cut in an arc and the bar to bind in the wood. I use a hand file in a Stihl guide and regularly rotate the file a little, nevertheless it doesn't seem to help much. I'm wondering if one of the 12V sh...