Hint: You definitely do not, and I definitely do not either.
We all have bad days. Mine has lasted about 16 years so far, and the crap started about 45 years ago.
But this is a Jokes thingie. If you can't cope here, try Chris Rock's Bring the Pain gig (I have a copy I can get to you if you like). If that doesn't numb you sufficiently for some decent laughs (/therapy), stop visiting this section of the forum.
I'm not being heartless - quite the opposite. I'm not coping well either.