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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, Look at the window. Theres an old ghosts face there! The driver sped up, but the old mans face stayed...

The milkman goes to the door to collect his money, when he knocks the door swings open and he walks in. The place is a mess, beer bottles and liquor bottles everywhere. He is just about to leave when the lady of the house comes down the stairs. He looks at her then looks at the mess She catching the hint, expl...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters . The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the room went de...

An older woman, well past child-bearing years went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor.After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.She burst out the door, screaming as she ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the probl...

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he's in the upper bunk and she's in the lower.At 1:00 AM, he leans over an...

Has anyone owned one of these motorhomes ?

Fellow travellers, Havent been to Kakadu for many years - it was beautiful in 97 however we have heard some reports over the last few months that the park has become run down and many places are not open - could any of you guys provide feedback I would appreciate your comments thanks and regards ron ...

"A police station received this question from a resident through the feedback section of a local Police website:I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?In response, a sergeant posted this reply:First of all, let me tell you this .....

Well be hitting the GRR in a couple of weeks. Has anyone done it recently and have any tips or thoughts?

At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "Irving, I need a favour - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife.Can you hold him in temple for an hour after services for me?"Irving not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.After services, h...

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.The old priest suggests,Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your ch...