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A young Sydney woman was so depressedthat she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her."You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow.I can stow you a...

The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is,they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says" Do you know who I am?" and the old man sips his beer and answers "yep". The Devil says "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The old man looks over and says" I've been ma...

you would not believe the amount of stuff this guy is carrying in this 23 ft van including wify and 5 chidren in the ford territory you wouldnt believe the amount of stuff in the ford including large waeko -- Edited by orid on Friday 27th of August 2021 05:01:53 PM -- Edited by orid on Friday 27th of A...

WHY I LOVE OLD WOMEN! SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman a...

Morning all, I have my mobile phone and a mobile wifi device on a monthly contract/plan with Telstra. I received an email yesterday from Telstra? Saying they will be increasing my 200gb data on my wifi device to 400gb and an extra $10 month charge. I don't have a major problem with that however, The emai...

Over the Next few days I will be posting a pic, and your job is to give us a funny caption Lets start with this.....

Rick and Sue pulled up, in the parking bay at handThey could hear something was rattling on their well worn caravanWhen they got out and perused it, their worst fears were the truthBits were flying off old 'Mabels' weathered, tattered roof.'She's absolutely buggered mum'.... was Rick's sad news t...

Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...