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Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"

Hello everyone, strop n i are looking at buying a manufactured home in a caravan park. Anyone, know which companies will insure these homes? Thanks. Rocket

How often do you check your assorted remote control batteries? Just had a well known brand fail on me, the black top with gold bottom. Less than 2 years old, but used most days. Maybe use the mute button too much.

Are Rolling Coal utes starting to appear here in Australia or is it something else causing the black exhaust smoke. Tuesday as we were coming into Mackay on the Peak Downs Hwy near the Racecourse Sugar Mill, I was behind a great looking tricked up 79er, for the next 3 sets of traffic lights it excellerat...

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself and asked...''Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?''''Why would I do that?'' he asked...''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.You can even do your sho...

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...

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A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...

Been putting up with the very poor caravan wifi for years. Tried using a wifi extender for a while with limited success. Then they upgraded (if you could call it that ) their system which just made things worse. So tried hot spot on my phone which was just as bad. Finally had enough. I bought a Netgear Nigh...

On face value everything looks right on the CF40, but its just not cooling. On 240V and 12V I get the same indications. I took the lower cover off to inspect the compressor area and wiring. Blew years of dust out of it. Fan was not working, so replaced it and thats fine, but still not cooling at all. Interm...

What is your ideal climate? I've lived (not holiday-ed - a different ballgame) in places from northern Europe to the tropics to Melbourne and my favourite climate, as a nomad, is Victoria - the south of France, similar to Vic, entices me also. Today (1/1/22) I'm in Tallangatta on the Vic/NSW border an...

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I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward...

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I wil...