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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."...Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.A week later while they are eat...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband w...

My daughter has a 1980 Windsor POP83a van she wants to sell, and she's been asked the tare weight. There's no VIN plate and no handbook. Googling has led me nowhere. Does anyone know where I can get this info please?

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Gday!Welcome to my Bi Monthly Update #10 covering September and October 2021.You know the drill, grab a drink. and so on.Covid, yep, Covid was still hanging around being a pain in the, well, bum, causing havoc everywhere STILL. The month started very quiet indeed and a couple of workers in the park le...

Saucy chicken & bacon casserole From: "Best recipes from The Weekly" book 10th May 2003 4 chook breasts 2 teaspoons oregano 1/2 cup plain flour 60gm butter 2 tablespoons oil 60gm butter, extra 4 cloves garlic 6 rashers bacon 2 leeks 6 shallots (or spring onions) 250gm mushrooms 440gm can chopp...

This is from English study but as we are still using UK produced vaccine it is relevant.You have a 1 in 2500 (0.004%) chance of being diagnosed with epilepsy in the UK.1 in 1000 (0.001%) chance of blood clot when flying.1 in 2000 (0.005%) chance of blood clot when taking the oral contraceptive pill.650...

Evan lived in a retirement village and passed the time brewing for his neighbours and friends. It was not uncommon for him to have 8 fermenters on the go in his garage to keep up with demand.His best mate Dave visited him one day. Evan was, as usual, in the garage tending the brews but was regularly che...

Father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son."What's wrong?' the father asked, ''I told you to be quiet.'The boy, bless his heart, answe...

A bloke sits down at the bar in Texas and says to the barman,"Hey I've got a great blonde joke for you"Upon hearing this a blond womanfrom a nearby table gets up and walks over and says,"Listen 'Pal' ""I teach self defense at the local sports centre""My 2 friends over there are both also blonde""One is an...