Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!"
A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Lucius Cornelius Sulla - died 78 BC
OMG I must be a nerd - found them verrry funny.
Val
Sheffield-er
Not bad Dorian, had to google Pavlov to get the first one.
Make it Snappy......Bob
Cheers Craig
Craig1 wrote:Getting slow there Bob
Getting slow there Bob
Not a Nerd Craig
Bobdown wrote: Not a Nerd Craig
I've heard rumours though.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Craig1 wrote:
I thought Pavlov played full forward for the Dockers....
Possum3 wrote:Bobdown wrote: Not a Nerd Craig I've heard rumours though.
A bit like that group you belonged to Possum, there are stories floating around............
