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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field."Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off h...

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her m...

A joke... A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, "See how slick I am? The owner didn't see anything."The Jew says to the Arab, "That's dishonest of you. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."He goes to the owner of...

Doing a service on the brakes today as they were getting a bit light. Before doing the mechanical adjustment I decided to check voltage Drop between the Teconsha controller and brakes - 1.2V . So I checked Controller to Plug. 0.5V. I wired the controller to socket myself with wire size recommended by a...

Hi there! I need a three seater to be my bed. I guess it would be easier if it was from a Ford Transit, but if anybody knows how to fit a different seat I would appreciate the help. I can pick it up anywhere. -- Edited by Eremita on Wednesday 10th of November 2021 11:28:14 AM

Hi everyone, today myself and my beautiful wife are the owners of a 1998 Swagman Signature 25 ft motorhome, we have been waiting 3 mths to go to Victoria from Sydney and pick it up. Very happy campers, lovely motorhome, just a question about ideal and max revs for the 4.6 liter motor and if we get it turbo c...

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What do you recommend ? Probably around 40A Will be mounted external at this stage, so Enerdrive and a couple of others are out. Anyone using Matson ? If you are, can recommend ? Thanks

A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie binsand emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the binhasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having aquick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the frontdoor and knocks.Th...

A man walks into a bar and sits waiting for the bartender to walk over.The bartender says,"What'll you have?"Asks the bartender.The man says,"Look mate I don't have much cash...""How about this - If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"The bartender considers it, and then say...

Does anyone know how much water is used on the different cycles. We do a lot of free camping and all I can find is a Standard Cycle 42 litres but we couldn't find what cycle uses the least. We normally use Rapid 30 as it washes better than Rapid 14 however I suspect it may still be using a lot of water. Any help a...

After reading those malicious lies posted by a forum member regarding my integrity and attempting to tarnish my reputation I have come to the conclusion that I no longer wish to be a part of a forum that contains such a low life. To those posters that have helped me over the years with various issues I hav...

Wondering if someone can please help if they have one of these. The van is new to us, so still learning. When the cassette is pulled out, there are two wells with lids underneath, what are the two round plugs at the bottom ? The two in ours look to be rusted out, so I cant make out how it is or should be ? Cant tel...

Three good beer Ads, a bit grainy I think the men have had a good laugh.

Threads of Policing exhibition at the Canberra Museum and Gallery is now open to the public!The exhibition officially opened on Saturday and will run until early March next year.The display will showcase more than 100 handpicked items, including those from significant AFP operations such as the...

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street.Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk.The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.As she was...