Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment
During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing.
I said why....?
He said because I am trying to examine you.
Des and Jane
Rockingham W.A.
A new and young wife talking with her doctor about sex concerns:
"Just yesterday doctor, at 5pm, he bent me over the freezer pulled down my knickers and took me from behind!"
The doctor replied; "That not unusual for a young, newly married and healthy man."
"Perhaps", she replied "But we're now banned from Safeway!"
"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"
Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland
