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A teacher walks up to the whiteboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, Today well be looking at the word definitely. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement. Little Suzy raises her hand and...

An actual Diahatsu ad from 1996.

I saw this article and wondered 'where can I hire one of these to get rid of the cats that kill the animals in our backyard'? : Hundreds of feral cats removed from Kangaroo Island in bid to protect endangered native species [url]https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2021-12-30/hundreds-of-fera...

How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...

Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didnt taste like alcohol at all. He didnt even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Opening his eyes, the first thing th...

Over the past few years, I have been crocheting rugs - tartan style - and donating to nursing homes. Recently, as we have been hunkering due to Covid-19 I have been madly working on my most recent tartan rug. Then came a request. We are hunkered on a farm, and the owners wife, who is very crafty, asked me to...

I had 100s of photos & paper prints stored up.Many kilos so decided-" out of the cupboards forever-" A op shop had many 2nd hand picture frames & canvas ones.A project is starting,with cheap p.v.c glue.Baby photos,flowers & plants will cover the canvases.All Picts & photos shown h...

Hi, as most of you know I regularly crochet tartan rugs and donate them to a local nursing home. I have finally completed the rug, started during bush fires on Kangaroo Island in January 2020. This tartan is based on the Buchanan Clan colours. While house sitting in Airley Beach, I was fortunate enough...

Angus and his best pal McTavish are sitting around in the pub.Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says,"Angus, you see that bridge out there?"His friend replies,"Aye Angus, that I do""S'a goood Bridge that is"Angus says,"Built it with me bare hands I did....""But do they call...

Be careful what you order...........

One day, Little Johnnys grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandmas house as fast as he could. Wheres my bucket and my water? She asked. I cant get any water...