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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, howeve...

There are unwanted messages showing up again . I think the word that triggered the message flood was something to do with Fish or Fishing . The one message informing me that a buddy has a crush on me is okay, but knowing my luck it will be a bloke

I know theres mega lots of different tyres out there for SUVs... Soon the tyres on My Pajero are going to have to be replaced...I am not into extreme 4x4 ..so heavy lug tyres are not what I need...I just visited a local tyre dealer and he suggested Kumho 825 Road Venture AT.... size of tyre is 265/70/16.....

I have only just read a smattering of the posts in the general forum, and those in the soloists section, which have been sufficient to convince me that, until some owner and/or moderator decides that this b/board is better off without my presence, these fora might be the place for a temporarily urbani...

A beautiful day again, the sun is shining, the bees are buzzing, and Gods is his right place, Judys busy, and the bus is coming along as planned Bet you city folks are jealous

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.. GRANDPA MADE HI...

I was in the bank the other day and this asian lady was wanting to change her yen to dollars and she was a little irate. She asked the teller "why it chane yedaday i get two hunat dolla for my yen toyay i get one an eighty dolla for my yen' The teller says its "fluctuation" The asian la...

Confucius say man who has many daughters and only one bathroom . . . . . .seldom gets into hot water

Went to the big boys candy shop today , Bunnings , and found a 7 piece socket set with ratchet . Sizes 8mm to 19mm the best part all the sockets fit into the ratchet handle rather than living in the bottom of a tool bag. Thought it was a worth while space saver . Have left name of manufacturer out to avoid ...

Why is it ok to say I pricked my finger but not ok to say I fingered my p****

No.1 Italian Garden An old Italianman lived alone in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son,Vincent, who used to help him,was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Et...

Just noted the new forum dealing with free campsites , looks like a good move and will be very helpful to all . What happened to the creation of a forum for Techo Info that many suggested , is that going to get a jumper soon

The Lumina 3 way fridge at Aldi for $299 , any info , any one know whether good or bad. Love your knowledge or comments ?

The road from Blinman, North of Wilpena to Parachilna on the road to Leigh Creek and Marree passes through the Parachilna Gorge which is one of the most beautiful arid land areas I've ever seen. Every bend of the gorge has a roadside pull-off which is a free camp site. The sign at the beginning of the gorg...

Hi everyone I have just returned from a 5 day trip to the Falls Creek /Mt Hotham area in Victoria where a group of us walked from Falls to Hotham and back over 2 days -about 45 km round trip. This was my first trip to the high country in Summer and the area is absolutely beautiful with fantastic views and tran...

This may have been posted before, but if not, here it is - Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivate...

Any one camped here ,comments would be appreciated. We tend to stop there in Aug

What does everyone think is absolutely necessary, essential gear to make their nomadic life easier and more comfortable. Some of you have a home where you can store what you think you may need, and what you will really need. I have seen many collections of gadgets, enough to make a caravan show sales...

Hi all, Just a small querie if I may? I have been travelling the highways and byways for some time now, and have attempted to speak to a Van going the other way who has a UHF aerial attached to the veh. Also have come up behind a Van or been overtaken by a Van that has UHF 18 and the name of the people on the back o...