An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentallyshoots his wife.
He immediately dials 911 Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her,I've killed her!'' Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you firstmake sure she is actually dead!'' clickclick - *BANG* Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next...?''
I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.
