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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?" "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty...

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Hi Im trying to work out what sort of 4X4 i need to tow a 20' van.In my opinion Cruisers and Patrols are very expensive when compared to Pajero's.Compare a Toyota to a Pajero its $10,000 dearer.Thats a very expensive brand badge! Cheers

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I have only just bought the van and I have followed the instructions about putting heavy things into the middle over the wheel area but apart from looking at the van how do I tell when it is attached to the car that it is evenly balanced and if it appears by eyesight to be balanced is there anything to be awar...

Hi All. Only have a week, so just a short trip before the Christmas madness begins in earnest. Has anyone stayed at the following 3 parks????? Any info would be greatly appreciated. All in Northern NSW. CLARKES BEACH. MOONEE BEACH. CORINDI. Many thanks Louise.

For all of us who are seniors - for all of you who know seniors - and for all of you who will be seniors.. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are! And, speaking of senior moments: "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to kno...

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You need some pastry, shop bought filo works best.... do the usual thing with 4 sheets, spraying with oil between sheets. Then some frozen spinach, garlick, onion finely chopped, fetta, parmesan, sharp cheddar... mix together to your own taste and lay onto the 4 sheets of Filo and then roll up foldin...

AT LONG DAMNED LAST!!!! The ACCC is now prosecuting some of the more famous of these purveyors of BS fuel economy devices like the mirical pill that 'rebuilds worn engines' the 'Fitch Fuel Catalyst' the"hyclone" and a few others claiming their "independant test results" are...

Ever vigilant for a decent scone recently in the Blue Mountains we came across this place; http://www.megalongtearooms.com/ Mind blowing DST Real home made jam and proper cream not the aerosol stuff and lashings of it.... Dog Friendly too...

Hi all, I've done a search for awning cleaning as I'm sure I read something on here before but search results were a post re cats!! Besides the commercial product available, any ideas re cleaning - awning is very grubby as we have been parked under a tree for months; and I want it cleaned before we pack to g...

Re the earlier discussion on this topic here is the answer: Yes, there is an offence for unreasonably obstructing traffic, but nothing to do with specific speeds. The speed travelled must be abnormally slow, not just 20km/h slower than the posted speed limit. The offence is listed under the Road Ru...

What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladiesdepartment of Myer's and shyly walkedup to the womanbehindthe counter and said,'I'd liketo buy a brafor mywife.' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man,'There's more than one type?' 'Look around,' saidthesaleslady...

This time of year in the hills is absolutely stunning especially so this year with the rain we have had of late. Almond and cherry trees blossoms are out , rolling green hills, dams full, best it had looked in a long time. We spent a couple of hours exploring yesterday and even though only 30 minutes from...

Has anyone out there stuck it out for the wet season in Darwin? We are here at a wonderful caravan park called Tumbling Waters,near Berrry Springs.The heat is not too bad,was worse in Katherine.On the way up here we assed heaps of vans going south,it felt like we were the only ones heading north. Cheers...

Beer- A Worrying Thought! This is alarming Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, April 2009, SydneyUniversity and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned lo...

Just wondering if Christine is ok or has she hit the road?

Much to my regret i had to come home from South Australia. Neil and Lynne went to Becks either last tues or Wed and jenny was not there. Had planned to go back again but the weather was so perfect we went fishing a lot and got our bag limit of king george whiting everyday which was great. Not long now until you...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.. Th...