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Advice to all men Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Stockton-on-Tees couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping whi...

My only daughter ( I have 4 sons, 2 step daughters and 2 step sons) is due a little bundle of joy in about 10 weeks time. We didn't know what to get her for her birthday so she mentioned a 3-4D scan she could have of the baby so that was our gift to her. On Saturday at 5pm, her 2 brothers, thier partners, her littl...

I can't vouch for any of these but it sounds interesting...........Someone may know more?? Ducky 5 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for surv...

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and...

Ever wondered about Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live lo...

I'm about three years into my relationship now and have started having erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas about what the problem could be. She bought me some Viagra I bought the fat bitch a treadmill.

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written." My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life is...

Xina you genius.After all the kerplunken ond shizencrapper given to me by very charming but mislead technical trogladites,you came up with the right answer.Restore.It did not work the first time,so I changed the dates until it did.Seriously G/N'S I thank you for the help you have given me plus a few...

"Lest We Forget"...............Thank you.Well Done.

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women like clouds? Eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day ---...

thank you all for your help percy-maggie see you soon somewhere

Happy birthday Sesame street, well done ernie and bert and big bird and oscar and grover and snuffleuppagus, now I didnt watch it you understand but the kids loved it 40 years young and still going!

we are looking at a van 7.3mtrs but have been told our ford stationwagon 2004/5 six cyl auto wont pull it safely is this corrrect or what is the largest size van we can look at percy

Jayco has issued a recall of some caravans amid fears wheels could come adrift from some caravans. I've just posted the story in Caravanning News at www.caravanningnews.com Dennis 25ft Boroma full van 4.2L TD Landcruiser www.damor.net www.caravanningnews.com

An Irish farmer named Seamus had a road accident with a lorry. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.. Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded...

Help.My scroll up and down has changed from holding the mouse on to the up/downarrow to a form of a wave action.I still can move between posts but not as I used to.I am perfectly sober,no Yummies,not even a soft drink.I do not expect any smarty pants answers.I am trying to be serious.................A...

After this morning's Remembrance Day Service in Cairns, and elderly gentleman struggled to move his walker off the kerb to the waiting taxis station wagon. The driver just sat there, while this lovely old man battled his way to the tailgate to stow his walker. Observing the struggle, "Guru&q...

Just heard on the news Rud is sending $35ml to Shrilanker to stop the boat people. Thats an insult to the Aussie tax payer & to our own needs. Think what that could do for our medical ,aged care ,schools etc. Its time they learn't the meaning of the word NO.

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've b...