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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to Consider this... A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .. After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and They decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a Room, but they onl...

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We finally got our Christmas tree up. It took a bit of work but I think the result was worth it!! The second picture was just after we pushed the cat into the swimming pool. .....I'm not sure.....but I don't think he was really happy!!

Hi everybody. We went to look at a Goldstream off-road Pop-top caravan this weekend, and Derek was rather impressed. Does anybody have one, or know anything about them that we should know before making the big decision???

Barra being washed over spill way at Lake Moondarra; Mt Isa

i hate going up 2 mountains in the tardis, that we live near by, and most of the trips weve been on we've had to take them, and usually dads driving. and i try to be an extra pare of eyes when he's driving, and he yells at me when i say, "dad theres a car alon side us, !" as he's changing lanes, or tryi...

After ten years, three months and six days...............Smokeydk is a Guru Onya Mate......!! May we get many more of the same high quality posts from you. You work quick........I have to give you that!! -- Edited by Disco Duck on Wednesday 9th of December 2009 03:50:25 PM

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Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days.................... "When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer c...

Taliban A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?' The...

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a story from her bible. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the bible pictures and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm 20, going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him, 'I...

Once again, I was disqualified from my neighbourhoods "Best Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude! -- Edited by Disco Duck on Monday 7th of December 2009 03:45:04 PM

IMPORTANT ! MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD ; ****; I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU;

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLE...

CRUISING GRANNY © Who is the Cruising Granny of whom they speak? Is she standing in slippers and a floral frock Stirring the stew or knitting sox? Is her face a dull tone and hair faded grey? Just going about the house day after day. Is she at bingo or bowls on Tuesdays? Taking a nap to recharge fo...

12 Days of Christmas December 14, 1992 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes December 15, 1992 Dearest John: Today the post...

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying t...