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So this guy walks into the doctor's office with this big black duck on his head. The doctor looks up and says, "Yes, sir, can I help you?" And the duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my arse?"

Some posts elsewhere on this forum regarding our comments being quoted on facebook should remind us that this is a public forum accessible by anyone. With this in mind we need to consider the laws regarding defamation and vilification as to not do so could place our webmaster in a very awkward situat...

Disco i think duck is fowl , very little meat lots of fat i couldn't come at it,and everybody wants a piece of you ,time for a new avatar any suggestion

TWO bank robbers who blew themselves up trying to make a sizable withdrawal from an ATM have been declared the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards.Organisers say the annual "prize" is given to "those doing the most to improve the human gene pool ... by removing themselves from it"...

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals..' 'That...

can some one let me know what uhf channel you all use and what frequency on hf if it is used as we only have 6 weeks to go before we start our permanent journey and thank you for the bumper stickers see you soon percy

G/DAY JUST THOUGHT THAT I MIGHT INTRODUCE MYSELF . AGE 44 . DONT KNOW IF THAT MAKES ME A GREY NOMAD. MARRIED WITH 3 BOYS 21 . 16 . 14 . ONLY 2 MORE TO LEAVE THE NEST THEN SELL NEST AND ON THE ROAD . STILL BE YOUNG ENOUTH TO WORK OUR WAY AROUND THIS GREAT COUNTRY AND MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE . WILL WRITE MORE LATER NEV...

We're leaving Adelaide in about 6 weeks and heading south east, we plan to head to Mt Gambier and then Great ocean road, then somewhere on the Murray river. I would like to know of any really good van parks or camping grounds we don't plan too far ahead, when we are ready to move on we then decide which way...

the gal we came over to pick up has a couple words of thanks she wants passed on to you bludgers, she just wishes to say thank you for all your kind words and thoughts in this difficult time we picked her up at ten this morning, I just walked in to her room and said "you always would do anything to get rid o...

Hi Guys, Does any one now of any free soft ware for mac i am after a program that will convert a pdf document to a word document. Thanks in advance Roamin.

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Be...

I have searched far & wide, cant seem to find anyone who will sell me a few native cold water fish for my new pond with solar powered fountain that looks like small boy peeing.... I could buy goldfish I guess maybe I have to catch some perch or similar and put it in the pond....

One of the tenants in my small block of units is moving away and has sold all his furniture to a friend. They came around today with a hire trailer to move the stuff and asked me to check on the security etc. of their loading and attachment to the car. Immigrants from war torn counties and relatively uneduc...

Hi there, my husband and I are getting serious about taking off and working our way around Aus, we are both in our early 50's, willing to do almost any kind of work, just have to be brave and make the decision to do it. Looking for advice on do we rent our house out / sell it etc, or just leave it empty so w...

Hands up who has got a fuzzy head this morning lol

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did..... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a sham...

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As many prawns as one can eat and some for ron ~ peeled, deveined and butterflied (run a sharp knife down the back not cutting right through) chop as much chilli and garlic as you desire and add to prawns with a dash of EVO oil/sea salt & white pepper. cover and allow to marinate in fridge till you can't...

Purchased the range of Grey Nomad drinks from the local bottle shop, thaught Id re post the 3 bottles

We're leaving Adelaide in about 6 weeks and heading south east, we plan to head to Mt Gambier and then Great ocean road, then somewhere on the Murray river. I would like to know of any really good van parks or camping grounds we don't plan too far ahead, when we are ready to move on we then decide which way...