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A Six Year Old's Prayer!
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"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."
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Re: Aids leaflet
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An Irishman's letter to Centrelink in request of receiving an AIDS leaflet Dear Sir I have just received an AIDS leaflet in the mail and would like to apply straight away for AIDS. I have been on the dole for the past ten years and have been receiving the child allowance, and every other benefit I could ge...
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little someth...
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Home Brew Revisited.
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They say a fool never learns.The neighbour who made the exploding home brew grog thought he had his exploding bottle problem fixed after the last demolition episode.He made a batch of Ginger beer Surprise,surprise the rattle of gun fire has again hit our Haven of peace and Tranquility.Yep all gone...
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Antenna for Television
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Techies' Corner
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I would like some advice regarding the better aeriel for my recently purchased van. I have a small 22" high definition TV that I am able to mount on the wall of the Van and on the 24th of this month WAS going to put a Winegard into the Van, however I am not certain this is the better option especially as t...
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barramundi
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Well one for the cooks out there. What is the best way to cook barramundi, what im after is a simple way for a simple bloke to cook it, not after any fancy nancy stuff either, deep fry or grill would be the go. Gawd im drooling already Dave
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Baby Q cake
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Over the last weekend I had a go at cooking a cake in my Baby Q. I bought a packet mix Vanilla cake. Did all the mixing correctly and put it in the Q for the prescribed amount of time. Now the cake on the inside was nice and moist but was a bit burnt on the outside. The instructions said 200C but there is no way to t...
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Drink Driving
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From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes
a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
A night patrol police van parked in a dark corner of the car park
at the local hotel. A little latter the officer noticed a man leaving
the front door so intoxicated he could barely wal...
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BANANA CAKE
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Does anyone have a clue as to how long it takes to cook a normal sized banana cake (not a packet mix one but roughly the same size) in one of those bench top convection ovens?
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Travelling with Pets
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i know my dog loves to be with me which is great, and so far he has been great on the road, but today for the first time having him out side, (were in Hay for the night)and the wire door shut, he has a nice long lead hooked to his harness,but he just keept on yapping, any ideas how to stop this? first time he's ev...
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How is your sense of humour
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Or this one -- Edited by Libby on Friday 27th of November 2009 09:35:01 AM
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Ladies Night Club
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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to his b u m cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note. She called the...
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NUMUS. T.I. Delicacy. Marinated Raw Fish.
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This is from a Yeppoon Coastguard recipe book. Ingreds: Fresh Fish Fillets, diced. Onion. Capsicum. Celery. Tomato. Shallots. Vinegar. 1 Bush Lemon. Method: Place diced fish in a glass mixing bowl. Add chopped up onion, capsicum, ...
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John in trouble
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John In Trouble John was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p i s s e d, and started to give him the business. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next mor...
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Oldie but a goodie IMO
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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits. 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning. It's Nature's revenge for al...
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Santa’s Tired & …
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Twas the night before Christmas - old Santa was pissed. He cussed at the elves and threw down his list, Miserable brats, ungrateful jerks; Ive a good mind to scrap the whole damn works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? My old lady bitches cos I w...
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mix up
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Showgrounds camping ???
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Does anyone know of some good showgrounds to stay at between south Brisbane to northern NSW to stay at. We have a bigger van and sometime find it hard to get into the small spots in Caravan Parks.
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Wangunga, Qld
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Turn off about 1klm south of Inkerman hill, Which has a great lookout, if you vehicle can make it up the steep road. Good dirt road to beach, withfree camping at 'Funny Dunny Park. water on site, but fuel back at inkerman. 20 mins from Home Hill . I camped on beach further up, through township of Wad...
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Stupid little frustrations in life.
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Do you ever come across simple things that turn out to be epics?I have a daily ritual when dressing in the mornings.Don't laugh,but putting on my underpants whilst standing on one leg,grasp underpants by elastic waistband,lift up leg to slip underpants onto leg.........problem toes catch on unde...
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